Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to all my friends and family who is reading my blog. And to those who doesn't... I don't give a fuck anyway. Haha! Alright alright, no fucking, no swearing! This is suppose to be a wishing post. God damn it! FUCK!

And may your new year be bless with good health and joy! Here's a simple ecard I did just for you guys. Thank you for viewing and have a wonderful holidays. Don't drink and drive! But drink while driving. :D FUCK YEAH! mlm (o _ o) mlm

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Cheers!

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A-pocalypse!

It's been like forever that I wanted my own space in the cyber world. Finally, it's happening. Damn happy about it but yet don't know what to do with it. Anyhow, here's the link to my page. Just a temp site for the moment until inspirations kick in. :D Do check in for updates. Cheers.

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Mother fuck-in-g law attack!

I've always admire movies that contain intellectual dialogs and conversations. Some you don't know what they are talking about, and some says what you heart feels. Here's an attempt on writing a short dialog of my own. Before you continue reading, please be advise that it contains explicit and vulgar inputs. For those who have weak hearts, please leave now (Kidding, obviously). Thanks and enjoy reading.


Adam: What's the fucking deal here? I purchase a daughter, and I get the mother for free?

Sales assistant: Yes Sir, the mother comes in a set. You have to take both.

Adam: What the fuck are you talking? I don't need the fucking mother. All I want is just the daughter. Can you please remove the mother.

Sales assistant: I hope I can be more helpful to you but we can't do that Sir, that's our company policy. I'm sorry.

Adam: Company policy?

Sales assistant: Yes Sir, our company policy. It's written in the terms and condition. We have to go by the law, Sir.

Adam: What kind of fucking law is this? MOTHER FUCK-IN-G LAW??!

*METAL ROCK MUSIC FADES IN*............


Well, nothing intellectual. Just a stupid dialog for stupid people who deserves it. Call me nuts but this is STRESS!

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Contradiction

5 years working as a designer, I realize I never did an artwork like this before. I mean, I attempted a few times but it's either I'm lazy to complete it or the artwork turns out like fuck. So, this is consider my virgin artwork. :D Please go easy on her, she's fragile. haha! First comment that struck me speechless, from this, the commenter notice that I like clean cut designs. Well, it's true. I always prefer a cleaner style of layout. Nice.



Why contradiction? Well, basically .....

Fuck, see! I'm such a lazy fuck! I'm lazy to even describe. Darn~ Fuck it.

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Swoosh~

Okie, I must admit, I'm really obsess with panorama lately. Here's another one I did. Well, these pictures are from video snapshots. As you can see the quality is not that good. :D

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Justin Inc.

Here's another panorama I did. Well, nothing much but just for the fun of it. Trial and error stage. Click on the picture to view a larger resolution.

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Speaking hokkien!

Let's do this in hokkien!

Teng ley leh pai, hong hiam khi hiao chao khi jerejak kia-kia. Uh hip chin yia che siao eng la. Tapi hor, jerejak un nya bo song eh. hami lan pun bo, kana uh chit keng resort mm chai cho hami lan. Mm si kong bo pua hang la, ha peng uh har lay outdoor activities ah. Paintball pun uh. Tapi, ee lang ai cho paintball cho ka ane kiong keh, ka ho men cho. Sipek bo beng pik ee lang huan na cho hami lan eh. Kao giak nua lan.

Uh hip tiok panorama. Cha meh gilbert ka wa an chua euong CS3 chiap har leh siao eng khi lai. Wah, sipek siok. Kamsiah gilbert ko ko ka wa. Lang lai share share leh. Mang chio wa la, baru ook tiau ma. (Ai khua ka tua, click on siao eng)





An chua? ok ok la. Lang euong eh camera mm shi keat eh ma. Uh ane eh result, pun beh phai la hor? Beginner ma.



Chit tieu siao eng leh. Si pek beh khi. Kana lanciao ane ku ai kek yao yeng. Beh kua nia. haha!

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Mickey and Minnie

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Migraine

I have migraine (an extremely severe paroxysmal headache, usually confined to one side of the head and often associated with nausea; hemicrania). It's so terrible sometimes I can't even think straight (don't get me wrong, I'm not saying I'm gay). Paracetamol doesn't work. Shut my eyes or sleep doesn't do any help. I think I need to go for a medical check up soon. Meanwhile, I seek for my personal doctor's advise. And here's a list I should and shouldn't do :-

Shouldn't s :
Consume too much - Coffee, Milk, MSG, Cheese, Chocolate, Alcohol, Hot dogs, Bacons, Nitrite-containing tablets, Luncheon meat, Tea

Pressured

Smoke

Should s :
Consume - Free cholesterol fish oil extract, Magnesium-rich foods, such as dark green vegetables, millet, beans and soybean products, Fish oil, Whole grains food, Nut seeds (such as sunflower son, almonds, cashew, hazelnut, etc.), Broccoli, Tofu, Plain water

Regular exercise

Within 50mins using the computer must at least rest 10 mins

Recommended daily intake of 200 mg of magnesium to observe whether there are two months to improve


Thanks Doc!

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